flyest five dead or alive!

a conversation sparked up at work about the top five flyest celebrities. these empty convos dominate offices everywhere so i know that i’m not alone on this. but in retrospect i think what would have been my answers at say uhhhhhh 13 years old (give or take a wonder year or two)

we present MRJEFFDESS’s “top five hottest celebrities of my youth”

number 5.
the argument about the cuter sister was never an argument to me. ashley banks hands down. not little tevin cambell ashley. i’m talking pop sensation will as her manager ashley. yes sir! not mention this sister has a degree from harvard. mind ya business, just mind ya business!


number 4.
zaria. nuff said. for a show who’s most memorable character was probably a fat man named wendall. regan gomez preston was immaculate! when she did her little comeback in trois and the critically acclaimed carmen hip hopera, acting all sultry! i looked at her in a new light and if you haven’t peeped her king magazine layout lookout http://www.king-mag.com/03sept-oct/RGP.html
number 3
i so wanted to the cool black high schooler in la. sharing a locker with lisa. eating at the max with lisa. snuffing screech for his crazy looks. her parents were doctors. i would of been living the high life. a young man can only dream. lark voorhies is still fly

number 2.
here’s my underrated, on the low pick. once again the only sister on a non colored cast. she stood out on the show and in my heart. i had the only crush on angela from boy meets world. i hated that she was dating this low down two timing trailer park…sorry got a little carried away. but anyways i had to be her biggest fan. im talking pictures, emailing the trina mcgee davis fan club the whole nine. then i found that she was married with like 3 kids or something and about 10 years older then me. bubble burst! she helped this boy meet his world. makes no sense? oh well that was her effect on me.

and finally number 1
there can only be one original crush. i loved her after she whooped vanessa. i loved her after she made that gordon gatrell shirt. i even loved her after she dropped out of college. hey even after her marriage and the unfortunate introduction martin and olivia i loved denise huxtable. then she got all odd and old and slowly fell down my love lockdown ladder. but there was an original queen of crush and that was lisa bonet. we all know that at one time we wanted to be at the door talking to cliff waiting for denise to come down those stairs. i know i was!who’s in your five?
peace.love.funk.

6 Responses to “flyest five dead or alive!”

  1. omg I thought I was the only one in love with Angela from Boy Meets World! She was awesome.

    Can we ad Stacy Dash in Clueless?

    I wanted to be friends with Tia and Tamara and Tootie!

    Comment by Neisha on December 2, 2008 at 12:52 pm

  2. Jeff,

    This is my list.

    (5) Danica McKellar aka Winnie Cooper from the wonder years.
    http://dukeofweb.com/Images/danica-mckellar.jpg

    (4) Tiffani Amber Thiessen aka Kelly Kapokski from Saved by the Bell
    http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/tiffani.amber.thiessen-2.jpg

    (3) Tia and Tamara Mowry (yes I am double dipping) from Sister, Sister- http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/mowrysisters_5148.jpg

    (2) Nia Long as Lisa Wilkies from Fresh Prince
    http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/nia-long/pictures/nia-long-picture-3.jpg

    (1) Alyssa Milano as Smantha Miceli on Who’s the Boss! (post season 3)
    http://mysecondjournal.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/alyssa-milano.jpg

    Comment by Brian on December 2, 2008 at 1:52 pm

  3. hmm. my list.

    5. chanel iman
    4. toccara jones
    3. naomi campbell
    2. alek wek
    1. iman

    Comment by miko on December 2, 2008 at 4:32 pm

  4. you made my day! I love Angela from Boy Meets World.

    Comment by Ebony.Reid on December 3, 2008 at 5:45 am

  5. You hit that on the head. Thats ALL of them growing up i dreamed about but Tia (i think she was the smart one) should be a sleeper 6, maybe tie for 5. actually come to think of it, who was the one negro woman on “All That” on nick? she was bad! oh yea and stacy dash. this should be a top 10 list Jeff

    Comment by Shawn on December 7, 2008 at 2:47 pm

  6. i hated that she was dating this low down two timing trailer park…sorry got a little carried away.

    LOL. You just mad because he was a white boy, don’t lie :P j/k. She was prettier than Topanga.

    Comment by floacist on March 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm

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