top 5 make some love to munchies!

so i am at the supermarket yesterday with my homegirl admiring the beautiful goodies of our neighborhood shoprite when the question comes about. what are your favorite packaged snacks. it got pretty intense and the goods went flying!

as a person who often suffered from the case of the munchies due some odd activity back during the college years.one could only imagine how tough this was for a brother. so tough i had to break them down by category.

but with that said i present to you the “top 5 make some love to munchies” list

number 5 (emergency)
hot dog buns
this starts the list because we originally get the munchies because there’s no real food around. so all you have is what you see. and sometimes all i saw was hot dog buns and ketchup or hot dog buns and mayo. or hot dog buns and whatever! you could substitute hot dog buns for hamburger buns, white bread, wheat bread if your moms was up on that. but as a bachelor who hadn’t gone shopping in a minute, open my fridge and you will find cream cheese, mayo, ketchup and you guessed it hot dog buns!

number 4 (chocolate bar)
baby ruth
so many to choose from but only one bar has my heart. i’m talking chocolate covered peanuts,caramel, nougat. so intense. a king size will fill you up and send you packing. close to a snickers but to me just a bit better. this bar was my baby indeed! i made sweet love to that nougat!


number 3 (chips)
dipsy doodles

So many to choose from but one rises to the top. part of the reason i chose this was because it was an original chip that i could get for 25 cents. automatic disqualification if i don’t ever remember your 25 cents version. the wide ridges and just amount of salt was perfect.we are talking about after school all you have is 50 cents. You are going quarter water and dipsy doodles. for dessert the rich kids would get an ice pop let it melt and voila! the original value meal. check out that see through feature!

number 2 (boxed item sweet)
little debbie snack cakes

this was extremely difficult to choose from. i was originally going to go with crunch and munch right here but i decided to stick with item that i was SERIOUSLY addicted to. by addicted i mean finishing a box in a matter of hours. just strap the snack to me by iv. i need more! they were as simple as the name. chocolate.yellow cake chocolate. more yellow cake and chocolate. dear lord! i’ve never had anything better. i am surprised that these things didn’t give me diabetes. they barely sell em anymore probably because kids were fiends and pullin a tyrone biggum for those cakes.

number 1
ritz (original only)

in my mind the king of munchies is ritz. by far the most versatile of all. you’ve seen the back of the box. they put everything from cucumber to peanut butter to chicken on there. here’s a true scenario: you are starving there’s nothing but a few strips of coldcuts. 2 slices of american cheese. 2 slices of boar’s head ham. 1 slice of salami and half a slice of turkey. what is one to do? go to the pantry and grab that last stack/sleeve of ritz and say goodnight!! the champ is here and they are in a red box.

just eat it!
peace.love.funk.

2 Responses to “top 5 make some love to munchies!”

  1. Honorable Mentions- (Marino’s iceie bottom first, Slim Jim, Plaintain chips, fruit roll ups)

    (5) Dipsy Doodels

    (4) Honey Bun

    (3) Cosmic Brownies

    (2) Skittles or Starburst

    (1) Combos

    Comment by Brian on December 3, 2008 at 9:55 pm

  2. awww man, what about twinkies? those were my joints. i will agree with the honey bun tho lol

    Comment by The Anti-Pop on December 7, 2008 at 2:11 pm

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