so just when you thought it was safe to steal people’s memorabilia and get away with it, think again. the juice is loose no more. oj simpson will be going jail for a minimum of about 8 years and up to 33 years,after being charged with multiple felonies. one would have thought oj was a rapper the way was acting. he better holla at john forte and see how johnny boy got that pardon from the pres.

with that said here are the top 5 reasons of why i think the juice is not loose

5. livin in america
there is no way in hell that this man could receive a fair trial in america. everybody and their momma has an opinion whether negative or not about oj’s case 14 years ago. it was everywhere. i remember vividly a knicks playoff game being stopped due the bronco chase. it was literally like a sitcom. it had your favorite characters, heroes and villains,( oj and oj) love story between chris darden and marsha clark, a little lovable character (judge ito) our favorite lines and of course comedy relief (kato kaelin). i wonder how many folks on that jury thought that oj was guilty for the murders of nicole and ron. my estimate 99% of them. no chance. the juice got squeezed.

4. open celebration
i’ve heard this theory from dave chappelle before and maybe he had a good point.

man honestly when the verdict was announced i jumped for joy. mind you a was kid and it was as if we as a community had won something. its sad that we as a people (black folks) felt as we had to celebrate the acquittal of man who was just accused for murder. that should say something about our relationship the justice system. nonetheless you woulda thought that a black president was elected or something. this is the justice system throwing pie in the faces of those who celebrated. splat.

3.showin face
oj is a bold and maybe even dare i say arrogant mofo. if had just been acquitted of murder, my ass would have been on the supreme low. i probably would’ve left the states for a bit and just disappear. not the juice. freshly squeezed this dude just started wildin. does anyone remember his video to search for the real killer back in the day. and of course the whole “if i did it” nonsense. the juice is spoiled. granted he got setup, oj was on some movie shit. especially with all those cameras around. who rolls up in cribs with guns talking bout gimme my stuff or else. the juice that’s who. he is gully and that gulliness caught up to him. thug life

2. he is a poor black man
do we remember that civil case years ago? well if not, know this that case left him liable and in the hole for about 8.5 million dollars and lost countless memorabilia. so in other the words the juice is not caking like that anymore. he couldn’t afford a dream team this time around. no more naked gun checks. no more hertz hurdling. just crazy ol orenthal from cali and lest we forget orenthal james is BLACK. im sorry but the justice system hasn’t been the most fair of playgrounds for the brothers. he went from juice to orenthal very quickly. black man without that long money, running up on dudes heat in hand ready to pop off on some nino brown shit GO TO JAIL. and guess what orenthal james just caught a bid.

and number 1
johnnie cochran
first off may his soul rest in peace. this man made me want to be a lawyer. yo he quoted frederick douglass in the closing statements. i don’t care what the haters say but johnnie was the man . we all remember the glove don’t fit, and he putting the hat on but it was his consistent eloquence and confidence that made him better and who will forget his reaction after the not guilty verdict. straight passion.

long way since nordberg.
peace.love.funk.